• Welcome to frand.in: a tongue-in-cheek tribute to the craziest pickup lines from the Orkut era
    • Choose a question and use the letters/numbers/symbols below it to complete the cheesiest sentences ever. Warning: dey r sp3lld r0ng
    • If you choose 6 wrong letters, all your hearts will be broken and you will lose; you are not a true frand
    • There are 4 levels. Every time you level up by solving enough questions, God creates a beautiful, sparkling unicorn
    • If you complete all 96 questions, you have way too much time on your hands, kind of like the people who made this. Wanna b frnz?



    • What???

      Frand.in is our love letter to every cheesy status message, pickup line, super-sentimental quote and spelling crime in the history of social networks. It's a game based on Hangman, because reading too many of these can make you long for a rope and a fan.

    • Why??

      If you find this kind of thing funny, you win. If you want to use these somewhere, this is the largest known cheese bank in the world. Of course, the real reason is that FRIENDSHIP IZ VAST LIKE UNIVERSE, IT IZ DEEP LIKE SEA, IT IZ HIGH LIKE SKY, IT IZ STRONG LIKE ROKE, IT IZ KIND LIKE MOTHER, AND IT IZ SWEET LIKE U :)

    • Who?

      You can blame Laugh Out Loud. Or join our mailing list here for your monthly insanity fix.

    • When they give you the Nobel Peace Prize, who will you thank?

      Our frands. Frands from all across the world who wrote the timeless pieces of literature featured here. THXXXXXXXXXX EW ALLLLL

    • Why are there 4 different colours of clues?

      One of them is for frandship requests, one for pickup lines, one for dangerous-for-diabetics sentimental quotes and one for things we can't understand at all. After all, friends are like a rose, the inside is petal the outside is thorns, sometimes it is red and leaf is green

    • I have some frandship requests I'd like to share with the world!

      We are committed to spreading frandship across the world. Of course, this cannot be done with only 96 questions. Every additional sentence will bring us closer to global harmony; please send in your favourites through the Feedback page.

    • What's the best sentence you had to leave out because of length constraints?

      A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode.
      she sed "bbz will u luv? me 4evr"
      he said "NO..""
      da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.
      boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.
      she was ded.
      he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)
      xxx~*...LIKE DIS IF U CRY EVRY TIME...~*xxx

    • Why is 42 not the answer to life, the universe and everything?

      Because it is not less than 3.